Owl Be There, With Hate-Filled Food

Finished off that leftover Halloween candy that you "accidentally" overbought? Then it must be time to start planning the Thanksgiving menu.

 

This year, for the first time in several years, I'm hosting the Thanksgiving festivities. I love the starch-fest that is Thanksgiving. Mashed potatoes, mac n cheese, stuffing, hot buttered rolls, cakes, pies, and everything covered in gravy. I'm pretty sure there is some sort of Weight Watchers Points holiday forgiveness.

 

To put myself in the spirit, I made up some invitations to send to my family. Of course, they all knew they were invited, but this was a terrific opportunity to use my cheerful autumn paper I got at The Little Blue House and some metal that I picked up from Ten Seconds Studio.

 

The other thing I wanted to do to get in the spirit was make test batches of mac n cheese, but in the interest of combatting the 3 lbs I put on during the Rangers devasting run up to losing the World Series, I nixed that plan. Instead I've been making lists of what I plan to make for Thanksgiving. There is one food item I usually make, something so good I have to make enough for a small army because everyone wants leftovers to take home. It is also the food item that I loathe making. It is absolutely the biggest pain in the rear food I've ever made. It has 9 million steps, involves what seems like hours of chopping, and you can never make enough of it. And every time you make it, you'll hate making it just a little bit more.

 

Due to the extreme intensity with which I despise making this dish, I have dubbed it the Hate-Filled Squash Casserole. It's similar to the squash casserole they have at Boston Market, only instead of it taking 30 seconds for you to order it at Boston Market and pay for it, it takes you a zillion ingredients and huge amounts of time. I made it under protest last year (resulting in the proclaimation that it Now Features More Hate!), but this is the year where I make a stand: I AM NOT MAKING HATE-FILLED SQUASH CASSEROLE THIS YEAR.

If you want to make it, I've included the recipe. I hope to God that someone will make it and bring it by my house, if for no other reason than it will keep my sisters from saying "Where's the squash casserole?" Well, also because it's really good and someone should make it. Just not me.

 

If you want to make the cards, here's a little how to for you:

 

If you want to make the casserole, it is the best darn casserole in the world, but you should never serve it to others, because then they will want you to make it again and again and again, and then you will not just hate making the casserole, you may also become resentful of these people, people you probably love. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Hate-Filled Squash Casserole
(serves 6-8; for a Thanksgiving crowd, just double everything)

Ingredients:
4.5 c sliced zucchini
4.5 c sliced squash
1.5 c. diced yellow onion
1 box Jiffy corn muffin mix (egg & milk according to package)
1.5 sticks of salted butter
8 oz shredded cheddar (it's best if you shred a block of cheddar, but by all means, take a shortcut and buy pre-shredded cheese if you want)
3 cubes chicken bouillon
1 tsp garlic powder
1 tsp salt
1 tsp black pepper
.5 tsp dried thyme

1. Prepare the corn muffin mix as directed on the box and allow to cool completely. You're going to crumble this, so it doesn't matter if you make muffins or a pan or a loaf.
2. Put zucchini and squash in a large pot wih just enough water to cover. Cook on medium-low heat until just tender.
3. Remove from heat and drain, reserving 1 c. of the water.
4. In a large pan, place all the butter and melt over med-low heat.
5. Saute onions in the butter until the onions are clear.
6. Add herbs, spices, and bouillon and stir.
7. Add drained zucchini and squash and cook together for about 3 mins.
8. Crumble in the cornbread and remove from heat.
9. Add the reserved water and mix well.
10. Add cheese and stir.
11. Spray a large casserole dish with Pam and dump in the whole gooey mess.
12. Cover with foil and bake at 350 degees for 1 hour, removing foil for the last 20 minutes.

Wishing you a non-hate-filled week,
Jenny